Why not mash up medieval language with meme culture?

I was the copywriter for thinking up the character names and backstories for this blockchain game.

BLOCKLORDS

Here are some of them.

BLhenrypastel.png
BLbrutalius.png
BLdukechad.png
BLspectacle.png
BLmaxpeng.png
BLsimpalot.png
BLladylorde.png
BLlucifer.png
BLjaqueass.png
BLmegansmith.png
BLhipstar.png
BLrosethorne.png
BLshovel.png
BLblaze.png
BLgorgina.png